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Want to launch a media property that reviews the latest tech products and delivers news on "ballsy" new startups and tech industry giants? ... Tech Porn is an edgy and playful idea for an online tech magazine. It's name and iconic visual identity, instantly stands out! And with a two-word, two-syllable dot-com address ... it's easily and highly memorable! The Tech Porn brand is perfect for a team or individual, who wants to go "deep inside" with "long hard reviews" that fulfill the digital indulgence of a hungry crowd of "Tech Pervs". Your insight and advice on whether or not your readers should "blow a load of money" on that shiny new tech, could be greatly appreciated!
TechPorn.com indulges every digital addiction. Big phones with big screens, big data, big tv's and more! ... Yes, size does matter! ... The iconic logo contains a power button that mimics a woman's breast and is accompanied by the brand mascot. A sexy female cyborg named Holly Hotspot™! Her last name being Hotspot is playfully used in reference to "mobile hotspots" and wi-fi connections ... it also refers to the phrase "that's my hot spot" as in ... well ... uummm ... you know! #erogenous zone
This is a hot brand, for sure!
included with purchase
You receive full ownership rights in TechPorn.com and we'll transfer the domain to your GoDaddy Account or to the registrar of your choosing.
You'll receive source files for your custom logo in .jpeg, .pdf, .png and .ai formats, for use on your website, business cards, merchandise and more!
Full copyright ownership in the Tech Porn Logo will transfer to you. You'll receive a Copyright Certificate from Headquarters showing legal transfer.
additional digital real estate ...
This domain can be added to the sale. It's the brand tagline for TechPorn.com, so why not own it and point it to your brand. DigitalIndulgence.com is really a brand all on it's own!
This is the name of your mascot. The face of your brand. She should own her name online. You can point this to TechPorn.com and keep everything brand cohesive.
TechPerv.com & TechPervs.com
These are your followers. They need your help to satisfy their unhealthy desire with the latest tech. These domains can be used in special ad campaigns and point to TechPorn.com
hey tech perv ... what's your digital turn-on?
I like 'em big ... really big. Like when they almost can't fit in your pocket big? ... Kinda like the iPhone 7Plus? ... #ILikeBigPhones ... with big data plans. What about you? And have you heard about these new robot sex dolls? ... That's ummm, interesting!
Additional domains: DigitalTurnOn.com and DigitalTurnOns.com
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